Wednesday, August 10, 2005

of balls and brains...

disclaimer:please excuse the seemingly profane and some what crude language if any.haha

There is something that I just cannot understand.Why do guys constantly have to prove their manhood?Somehow or other their manhood is linked to the size of the penis or its seemingly very effective function.It really baffles me.After being in the army for the past 7 months.All I ever hear guys talk about is girls girls girls girls girls.Every girl that either walks past or appears in any publication from The Straits Times to MAXIM has a vital stats assessed and judged like she is in a modelling competition.And every head turner is supposedly become an object of sexual desire.Every other guy seems to be an expert on beauty and sex.And the source of judement?Comes from none other than what lies beneath-beneath the pants.

Every other guy seems compelled to narrate his sexual conquests to his guy friends the next day or to boast that he always goes to whore houses and thinks that by bringing you there you have seen the world.Unless one tells me that geylang looks like Paris,Rome,London or Greece,let me just debunk that statement that somehow makes you more of a man.First of all,whore houses are not sexual conquests.Paying for sex definitely does not put you in the hall of fame of someone who is sexually competent.On the other hand,one should be ashamed that he cant even get a one night stand with any other girl at a club and has to pay to get some lustful loving.Not that I approve of one night stands,but having to pay for something that you cant get on your own.You should be ashamed!

How can guys lust over a girl with big boobs in a bikini in a magazine?Not that lust is not normal.But surely the way its done is completely and ridiculously overrated.How can one keep going on and on about the size of a woman's boobs and lead on to a sexual fantasy?If you really like one so big,go smother yourself in the watermelon or some pillows.

Dont get me wrong.I am not a prude and definitely not gay.But surely such display of lust and raging hormones is overrated and while some guys may think that it makes them of a man.I think you should trash that thought before it dashes your hopes of even snagging that cleaning lady.It degrades you into a sex maniac.And if girls really wanted to marry a sex maniac,they would marry a porn star.

4 Comments:

Blogger GP Asia Restaurant said...

I totally agree wid u,tim!!! I dun understand why some guys in NS feel tat lusting over big boobs N sex make them so much of a man lor .. if that's wat make a man ... man shldnt be called man .. they shld be called animals ... =)

6:48 PM  
Blogger jian said...

haha i have to say- breaktimes in american school is almost the same. haha. freshmen are otherwise known as freshmeat. for the girls. and the guys called the same just in ref as hazing prey. especially since today was the first day of school.
moderation in moderation ehs.

8:37 PM  
Blogger tim said...

haha...Sidney.Its damn sick and degrading.Put themselves in such bad light.oh well...like pple say,the only thing tt functions in a guy is the dick and the eyes.Both of which are well connected.

12:31 AM  
Blogger tim said...

hey jian!Hv not heard from you for hell of a long time!How have u been?Oh well...maybe its just a guy thing after all.But in army,its a plain sign of desperation.

12:32 AM  

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