this happened at work a few days ago.i was just so amazed at my colleague's stupidity.someone was trying to get into the carpark but was not able to.so he pressed the help button.the intercom is manned by us at the front desk.so i answered the intercomm.

it occurred to me that the carpark might be full.so i went into the back office to ask if the carpark was full.heres how the conversation went.

me:is the carpark full?

colleague:i dont know.the system doesnt say.but it shows vacancy zero.

i was stumped by the extreme lack of intelligence.i say stumped for lack of a better word.